urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eddie_hyde eddie_hyde eddie_hyde 2007-08-03T21:30:17Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eddie_hyde:561 2007-08-03T21:30:17Z 2007-08-03T21:30:17Z random post to keep this thing working. that is all. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:eddie_hyde:302 2006-07-11T10:27:45Z 2006-07-11T10:31:34Z First, I loathe Live Journal.<br />Second, I loathe Live Journal.<br /><br />Morgan W here. If you know me, good. If you don't know me, better. If you don't remember who I am, my plan has met with success.<br /><br />There will be no updates here.<br /><br />There will be no comments on my life here.<br /><br />There will be no crying like a sissy about how tough my life is here.<br /><br />If you need any of the previous three things to make your day feel better there are well over ten million other places to find them.<br /><br />This account is merely a means by which I can better monitor you, my minions and contact those of you who are yet to be my minions for induction into minion service.<br /><br />Carry on.<br /><br />The Management.